also, he usually carries around a cane (not one with a hook, but a straight one with a little emblem on the top

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The leader of the weasels, ranked sergeant by Judge Doom and very sarcastic. He has brown fur and wears a beige double breasted Zoot suit coat with a gold chain in the left pocket, a matching beige zoot hat and pink band and spats on his feet. His weapon of choice is a pistol, though he is also seen with a switchblade at the bar, and he is the best fighter of the group. Smart Ass is the straight-man of the group, possessing the most self control and the least "toonish" attitude, although he also enjoys a good laugh like his fellow weasels. He is killed by Eddie Valiant, who kicks him in the groin after disagreeing with a song lyric and sends him flying into the dip mixer on the Dip Machine.

The alleged runner-up for leader. He is of Puerto Rican descent, and is the most ruthless and eager to fight of the weasels. He has greasy black hair and dark brown fur. He wears a Zoot Suit styled trench coat along with spectator shoes, Zoot pants hiked up all the way to his chest and a tall green zoot hat, appropriately resembling a zoot suit gangster from the L.A. Zoot Suit Riots of the 1940s. He wields a switchblade as his weapon of choice, although he is also seen with a pistol at Eddie's apartment. He has a strong Mexican accent. Despite the fact that he mostly speaks English, he is only seen cursing in Spanish when he springs a bear trap in Jessica Rabbit's dress and when Roger shoots through a storm drain into the Gag Factory, propelling him and Roger to the ceiling. He dies when he loses control of his laughter and falls out of the cab of the Dip Machine.

PSYCHO IS ON THE RIGHT

The most insane and mentally unstable of the group of weasels. He has a shrilling laugh and high-pitched voice, and gets the most joy out of the grim sense of humor the weasels share. He is the most dangerous, and attempts to kill Roger more times then any of the others. He wears an unbuckled "Canadian Long Jacket" straitjacket. The area around his mouth is unnaturaly white, suggesting that he has a pale complexion. He has blue eyes with yellow and white swirls characterizing his psychoticness. His fur is unkempt by the hairline, giving it a spiky appearance. His weapon of choice is a barbershop straight razor. He seems to possess a high tolerance for laughter as he is the last weasel to die as a result of laughing to the point of losing his footing and falling into the giant rotating brush of the Dip Machine which flattens his body. Although he was dead, he still proved a threat as his rising soul turned the Dip Cannon back towards Roger and Jessica.

STUPID IS  ON THE LEFT

The dumbest of all the weasels as his name suggests, with an infantile mentality and rounded, babyish features. He wears a horizontally striped blue and white t-shirt, a red beanie with a propeller on top, and white tennis shoes that are constantly untied. He has a pigeon-toed stance, and his weapon of choice is a bat with a nail through the top. Stupid is also the strongest of the weasels, and is used mainly for heavy lifting and hard labor. He is also overweight, while the other weasels are slim. A little slow on the uptake, he often falls over his own two feet, and although the constant butt of the other weasels' jokes, he finds a little humor in it himself. He dies from what appears to be a heart attack, caused by losing control over his own laughter.

WHEEZY IS THE GREY ONE  ON THE LEFT

The most depressed of the weasels and the most ill content with life. Wheezy is dressed in a wrinkled dress shirt, black vest, bowler cap littered with cigarettes, loose black tie, and has long, yellow fingernails. The cigarettes in his hat suggest that he is a chain-smoker. However, he is not the only smoker in the group, as Smart Ass can be seen puffing on a cigar during the first on-screen appearance of the group. With his weapon of choice being a Tommy Gun, he is the seediest member of the gang, bearing resemblance to the typical mobster. He dies as a result of a combination of laughter and too much smoking, the latter made evident by the voluminous amounts of smoke he coughs up. He also was reluctant to give up his soul as he is seen struggling to pull it back into his body even as it wanted to fly off.